Hey y'all and welcome to my blog. This used to be a fandom thing and it still kinda is but now it also has a bunch of weird stuff too. I'll get a proper theme on here... eventually.
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”