Hey y'all and welcome to my blog. This used to be a fandom thing and it still kinda is but now it also has a bunch of weird stuff too. I'll get a proper theme on here... eventually.

 

rider-waite:

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

reminder she took 3 stunning spells directly to the chest and after being taken to st mungos brushed it off like nothing

forreal-tho:

jionttt:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

dying

more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

No chill

(Source: prettylittlekeegan)

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.

Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.

In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.

Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.

In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.

Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.

In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.

Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!

In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.

Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

In high school they told me: There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.

In college I called a professor and said: I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.

The professor said: You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?

In high school they told me: Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.

In college my advisor called me: Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.

In high school they told me: Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.

In college all but one of my professors said: You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.

imayboreyou:

Have you ever met someone 

And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway.

And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.

(Source: rosyydream)

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

image

i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

(Source: timelordgifs)

that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK